Scotty Dylicious

zachattack: I love cats!

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:47:05 -0500

zachattack:

I love cats!

How To Use An Apostrophe - The Oatmeal

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:52:30 -0500

How To Use An Apostrophe - The Oatmeal

auburnsky: tumbledore: Drug deaths vs mentions in the popular...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 16:33:25 -0500

auburnsky:

tumbledore:

Drug deaths vs mentions in the popular press. Is this the result of or responsible for our absurd drug laws?

U KNO UR N UCF IF…

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:23:14 -0500

U KNO UR N UCF IF…

The Gay Animal Kingdom

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:37:30 -0500

The Gay Animal Kingdom

Photo

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:42:50 -0500

idratherbeasparrow: I love thefuckingweather.com (thanks...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 20:16:52 -0500

idratherbeasparrow:

I love thefuckingweather.com (thanks fencehopping)

i’m loling. new homepage!

mscott: Long distance dedication to Maine. Good morning and...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:36:16 -0500

mscott:

Long distance dedication to Maine. Good morning and FUCK YOU VERY MUCH!

Oh, this was so good.

truth be told on the whole gay marriage thing

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:31:48 -0500

thereisnowhy:

i’m not going to rain on your parade. i understand you believe in marriage and deserve the right to do so.

but

i find this whole idea kind of backward (hospital visits and insurance issues aside). why are we fighting to get married? marriage is such an archaic social institution with all the wrong historical associations to property and ownership and harems and status. personally, i much prefer the word “partner” to “husband.” it has a more “equal” connotation.

it just seems like we’re fighting to bring back corsets or dowry or mercantilism. maybe i’m jaded because i watched so many marriages fail in my immediate family, but when i spend the rest of my life with someone it will be because i make a commitment everyday… not because i followed a religious ceremony or my country voted on it or i signed a legal contract.

i’m not really excited at the prospect of watering down my love into a cheapened, official, legal before man and god “marriage.” i see this as an opportunity for us to have a relationship status that is, dare i say it, BETTER THAN MARRIAGE.

truth be told on the whole gay marriage thing

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 18:31:06 -0500

thereisnowhy:

i’m not going to rain on your parade. i understand you believe in marriage and deserve the right to do so.

but

i find this whole idea kind of backward (hospital visits and insurance issues aside). why are we fighting to get married? marriage is such an archaic social institution with all the wrong historical associations to property and ownership and harems and status. personally, i much prefer the word “partner” to “husband.” it has a more “equal” connotation.

it just seems like we’re fighting to bring back corsets or dowry or mercantilism. maybe i’m jaded because i watched so many marriages fail in my immediate family, but when i spend the rest of my life with someone it will be because i make a commitment everyday… not because i followed a religious ceremony or my country voted on it or i signed a legal contract.

i’m not really excited at the prospect of watering down my love into a cheapened, official, legal before man and god “marriage.” i see this as an opportunity for us to have a relationship status that is, dare i say it, BETTER THAN MARRIAGE.

What the hell ish thish picshures?

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 15:24:03 -0500

What the hell ish thish picshures?

ucftheatrekid: Look how much fun I have while working! Is this...

Mon, 02 Nov 2009 22:25:24 -0500

ucftheatrekid:

Look how much fun I have while working!

Is this why Manny was making fun of you on the phone? You were too busy doing this that you answered the phone all monotone?

tonytoday: (via caylamarie & caseydonahue) oh man. This...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 20:54:55 -0500

tonytoday:

(via caylamarie & caseydonahue)

oh man.

This makes me so incredibly happy.

svennysvensven: This is the sort of errant pedantry up with...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 17:59:00 -0500

svennysvensven:

This is the sort of errant pedantry up with which I will not put.

I loled. And I found somebody who will go to the movie with me — his ex.

johnnyfive: hihellogoodbye: blaaargh: Ellen Degeneres scares...

Sun, 01 Nov 2009 16:15:51 -0500

johnnyfive:

hihellogoodbye:

blaaargh:

Ellen Degeneres scares Taylor Swift LOL

(via andyv01c0m: kittylitter)

OMG, Best. Thing. Ever. My love for these two ladies just grew x999.

Photo

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 21:50:00 -0400

Semen's health effects

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 20:12:43 -0400

Semen's health effects:

Health effects

In addition to its central role in reproduction, various scientific findings indicate that semen has certain beneficial effects on human health, both proven benefits and possible benefits:

Antidepressant: One study suggested that vaginal absorption of semen could act as an antidepressant in women; the study compared two groups of women, one of which used condoms and the other did not.^[4]

Cancer prevention: Studies suggest that seminal plasma both prevents and fights cancer, particularly breast cancer,^[5] reducing risk by “not less than 50 percent.”^[6]^[7] This effect is attributed to its glycoproteinand selenium content, with apoptosis being induced by TGF-Beta. A related urban legend parodied these findings and claimed that performing fellatio at least three times a week reduced the risk of breast cancer.^[8]

Preeclampsia prevention: It has been hypothesized that substances in semen condition a mother’s immune system to accept the “foreign” proteins found in sperm as well as the resulting fetus and placenta, keeping blood pressure low and thereby reducing the risk of preeclampsia. Regular exposure to the baby’s father’s semen, especially orally, may help make a woman’s pregnancy safer and more successful, because she is absorbing her partner’s antigens.^[9]

christinefriar: [via alakazannah] AHHH! Why, Internet?

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:25:45 -0400

christinefriar:

[via alakazannah]

AHHH!

Why, Internet?

But just so you can laughed

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 21:25:08 -0400

jksnprmly:

markmyblog:

jksnprmly:

My total fail attempt at the reverse mo(faux)hawk, as I call it.

i love just doing mo hawks on myself when im bored but sometimes they fall because i have too much hair :(

Yeahh, my hair is SUPER thick.. not much I can do with it other than let it sit there.

That’s what she said.

my-kicks: I love you, Arnold Schwarzenegger. Pretty fucking...

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:27:58 -0400

my-kicks:

I love you, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Pretty fucking amazing, sir. Well played.