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johnnyfive:

lonelysandwich:

Apple Retail Dojo
It’s not clear to me what the different colors of t-shirt on the Apple retail employees signify and it’s no clearer in this image from the newly redesigned Apple retail site, but I’m guessing that each color of shirt identifies a level of expertise much like belts in karate.  In which case, the guy on the left is a white belt with rubberchucks and is authorized to sell you earbuds, the girl on the right is straight-up sensei and can defrag your boot cache and the guy next to her has a faux-hawk.
If you know what the shirts mean, let me know, I guess.

I know the orange is concierge. I think the teal are cashiers/specialists, and the black is probably genius.

Yay for the traffic cones concierge team!

johnnyfive:

lonelysandwich:

Apple Retail Dojo

It’s not clear to me what the different colors of t-shirt on the Apple retail employees signify and it’s no clearer in this image from the newly redesigned Apple retail site, but I’m guessing that each color of shirt identifies a level of expertise much like belts in karate.  In which case, the guy on the left is a white belt with rubberchucks and is authorized to sell you earbuds, the girl on the right is straight-up sensei and can defrag your boot cache and the guy next to her has a faux-hawk.

If you know what the shirts mean, let me know, I guess.

I know the orange is concierge. I think the teal are cashiers/specialists, and the black is probably genius.

Yay for the traffic cones concierge team!