Scotty Dylicious

Nov 20

carlovely:

don’t judge me.

Best Christmas album ever, hands down.

[video]

Nov 19

[nonwriting]

Jeff Soto.

Ugh, Christ, this is perfect for me.

Nov 18

“Two hours later, my phone rings. Clinton would like to do the interview, the one that I’ve been requesting throughout the trip, now. I am picked up in my room and taken to an empty restaurant. A table is moved and staged, just for us. She comes into the room and is…a different person. For the first time in eleven days, she is no longer the Secretary of State, with coiffed hair and a brightly colored suit on. She is Hillary, a woman who just went for a swim in the ocean. Her hair, still wet, is pulled back with a white braided headband. She is wearing a navy blazer with white piping on the lapel and a silver-and-pearl choker. She is radiant. When I tell her she looks pretty, her thank-you is so heartfelt that I blush. Everyone around her—her staff, the press—talks about how she has become more attractive with age and that photographs do not tell the story. When you are around her you are constantly struck by her charisma, her vitality, her confidence. Everywhere she goes people tell her that she is prettier in person. It never ceases to amaze her staff. “People think it’s a compliment,” says one aide. “And then when they walk away, she’s like, ‘Well, what did they think before they met me?’” — Secretary of State Hillary Clinton Talks to Jonathan Van Meter About Her Unexpected Appointment (via apsies) (via asprettyasasong)

Nov 17

I thought another lesbian was a hot guy today.

beatnik-yoga:

tonytoday:

mykicks:

I wasn’t even convinced when she started speaking. I had to stare at her chest for a while to figure out if she had breasts or not.

They’re such tricksters.

i’ve done this so many times.

I do this all the time. I’ve gotten to the point where I just shout out “fever-dyke!” every time I spot one.

should we be concerned with ourselves?

[video]

Hey guys. This is where I’m gonna be next week. Can’t wait.

Nov 16

Meteor shower tonight!

I need someone to go watch the meteor shower with.

thereisnowhy:

I’m the only one willing to stay up/wake up early to see it.

We’re taking a roadtrip! Text me 7273893169.

Nov 14

hollywoodnvine88:

tonytoday:

hrrrld:

(via dobdob)

i’ve never had a teacher/proffesor this awesome.

Dude. I drew unicorns on my AP Economics essay responses, and named them terms I’ve used in economics class. This reminded me of that. Thanks Mr. Glover, for everything!

chrissylo:

bjcg:

(via peterconnsbetterthanyou)

Why is “assholes” in a different font?

People who only use “your” don’t know any better. I’m just sayin’.

Your retarded.

Nov 12

christinefriar:

[popscreen]

asprettyasasong:

mikehudack: Jobs and Gates circa 1991

cosqguys:

Nov 08

zachattack:

I love cats!