Scotty Dylicious

tyleroakley:

unslain:

what i if told you

you the read first line wrong

same with the second

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corsmos:

Crushes, a guide:

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gnumblr:

reblog if you’re the gay cousin

edgarsucks:

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I was leaving my morning class yesterday when I saw a Red Bus outside of the Student Union. My next class wasn’t till 6 and with the combination of me being a selfless hero and seeing an ad that said free movie tickets/small pizzas would be given to anyone who donated blood, I was…

with father and boyfriend at family dinner
me: Can you please pass the butter, Daddy?
father and boyfriend at same time: Okay.

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dqdbpb:

the new harry potter movie looks interesting

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clairebearhug:

fuzzy-knees:

reilluminated:

My mom let her facebook friends/family know what’s up regarding me just now and this is how she did it.
Heck yeah, mom.

Cutest shit I have pretty much ever seen


Yes

clairebearhug:

fuzzy-knees:

reilluminated:

My mom let her facebook friends/family know what’s up regarding me just now and this is how she did it.

Heck yeah, mom.

Cutest shit I have pretty much ever seen

Yes

2010 tumblr: don't be racist or homophobic or sexist. Be kind and accepting
2014 tumblr: I'm more oppressed than you. Don't listen to white rappers. Sushi is cultural appropriation. Kill straight people.

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officialbarack:

what the fuck is this

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angelclark:

How To Read A 223-Page Novel In Just 77 Minutes 

Spritz is a company that makes a speed-reading technology which allows you to get through a mass of text, reading every word, in a fraction of the time it would take if you were turning the pages of a book or swiping through a Kindle.

The basis of Spritz concept is that much of the time spend reading is “wasted” on moving your eyes from side to side, from one word to the next. By flashing the words quickly, one after the other, all in the same place, eye movement is reduced almost to zero. All that’s left is the time you take to process the word before the next one appears.

The company is selling licenses for other companies who might want to use the technology in operating systems, applications, wearables, and websites. Obviously, the tiny screen of a smart watch instantly springs to mind.

But the real revelation of Spritz is in trying it yourself.

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human-cartography:

Gender fluidity makes me uncomfortable in the BEST WAY

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giraffepoliceforce:

Unsure of how to confess your love to someone? Try this:

  1. Acquire several dozen limes.
  2. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
  3. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
  4. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
  5. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
  6. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, “Sorry. I’m bad at Pickup Limes.”
  7. Marry them.

rabidyaoiotaku:

These cats all look how I do when I first wake up in the morning 

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