Scotty Dylicious
zachattack:

I love cats!

zachattack:

I love cats!

How To Use An Apostrophe - The Oatmeal
auburnsky:

tumbledore:

Drug deaths vs mentions in the popular press. Is this the result of or responsible for our absurd drug laws?

auburnsky:

tumbledore:

Drug deaths vs mentions in the popular press. Is this the result of or responsible for our absurd drug laws?

U KNO UR N UCF IF…

U KNO UR N UCF IF…

idratherbeasparrow:

I love thefuckingweather.com (thanks fencehopping)

i’m loling.  new homepage!

idratherbeasparrow:

I love thefuckingweather.com (thanks fencehopping)

i’m loling.  new homepage!

mscott:

Long distance dedication to Maine. Good morning and FUCK YOU VERY MUCH!

Oh, this was so good.

truth be told on the whole gay marriage thing

thereisnowhy:

i’m not going to rain on your parade. i understand you believe in marriage and deserve the right to do so.

but

i find this whole idea kind of backward (hospital visits and insurance issues aside). why are we fighting to get married? marriage is such an archaic social institution with all the wrong historical associations to property and ownership and harems and status. personally, i much prefer the word “partner” to “husband.”  it has a more “equal” connotation.

it just seems like we’re fighting to bring back corsets or dowry or mercantilism. maybe i’m jaded because i watched so many marriages fail in my immediate family, but when i spend the rest of my life with someone it will be because i make a commitment everyday… not because i followed a religious ceremony or my country voted on it or i signed a legal contract.

i’m not really excited at the prospect of watering down my love into a cheapened, official, legal before man and god “marriage.” i see this as an opportunity for us to have a relationship status that is, dare i say it, BETTER THAN MARRIAGE.

truth be told on the whole gay marriage thing

thereisnowhy:

i’m not going to rain on your parade. i understand you believe in marriage and deserve the right to do so.

but

i find this whole idea kind of backward (hospital visits and insurance issues aside). why are we fighting to get married? marriage is such an archaic social institution with all the wrong historical associations to property and ownership and harems and status. personally, i much prefer the word “partner” to “husband.”  it has a more “equal” connotation.

it just seems like we’re fighting to bring back corsets or dowry or mercantilism. maybe i’m jaded because i watched so many marriages fail in my immediate family, but when i spend the rest of my life with someone it will be because i make a commitment everyday… not because i followed a religious ceremony or my country voted on it or i signed a legal contract.

i’m not really excited at the prospect of watering down my love into a cheapened, official, legal before man and god “marriage.” i see this as an opportunity for us to have a relationship status that is, dare i say it, BETTER THAN MARRIAGE.

What the hell ish thish picshures?

What the hell ish thish picshures?

ucftheatrekid:

Look how much fun I have while working!

Is this why Manny was making fun of you on the phone?  You were too busy doing this that you answered the phone all monotone?

ucftheatrekid:

Look how much fun I have while working!

Is this why Manny was making fun of you on the phone?  You were too busy doing this that you answered the phone all monotone?

tonytoday:

(via caylamarie & caseydonahue)
oh man.

This makes me so incredibly happy.

tonytoday:

(via caylamariecaseydonahue)

oh man.

This makes me so incredibly happy.

svennysvensven:

This is the sort of errant pedantry up with which I will not put.

I loled.  And I found somebody who will go to the movie with me — his ex.

svennysvensven:

This is the sort of errant pedantry up with which I will not put.

I loled.  And I found somebody who will go to the movie with me — his ex.

johnnyfive:

hihellogoodbye:

blaaargh:

Ellen Degeneres scares Taylor Swift LOL

(via andyv01c0m: kittylitter)

OMG, Best. Thing. Ever. My love for these two ladies just grew x999.